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Scarental Advisory (2018)

by Venus de Vilo

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HEARTLESS HORSEMAN. Music, lyrics, arrangement: Venus de Vilo. © 2011 Chorus [as intro] Well I don't just haunt on Halloween, all year round nightmare queen, keep your pumpkin heads, I'm searching for my heart instead. Verse one: A curse born of death, Love's dark legend, an endless seeking, the phantom beating, bloody and alone, my ghost rose to roam, from Hell with vengeance eyes, the Heartless Horseman rides. Ooooh . . . CHORUS. Verse two: Gallop gallop, restless night, hooves and whores, my disguise, lovehearts- reap and sew, their pain slays my own, constant thirst, wounds to fill, imagine Him with every kill, villagers pray, pray: LORD END THE HEARTLESS HORSEMAN REIGN. Ooooh . . . CHORUS. Verse three: In pumpkin patches you will find, He who carved this crooked smile, on His knees to me returned, the aortal organ I so yearn . . . MY curse lives on beyond His death, MY myth, the fear, forever spread. CHORUS x2.
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She's alive! She's vile! Miss Frankenstein, Heartless scientist crossed the line, Monstrous love lab, doomed humanity, The B- Movie bitch that shouldn't be, Bolts and scars- no human trace, Plan 666 she's escaped. She's alive, she's vile, Miss frankenstein, Alive and vile Miss Frankenstein, Miss Frankenstein, Miss Frankenstein.. This burning city now Her slave, A hungry horror, night screams craved, In Her veins- what didn't kill, Cross Her glory and guts will spill, Chains of love, left on the slab, Guest of honour at the monster mash! Build a monster- tear it down . . . . Grab your pitch forks gather 'round, Chase the beast from outta town, Grab your pitchforks, burn Her down, But you can't keep a vile bitch down!
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I've got 99 zombies and a witch ain't one, For my life, run run run, there's no time, her twisted fun, I've got 99 zombies and a witch ain't... Did the asylum lose you? What horror ate your brains? By flaunting that gauntlet, CLEARLY YOU'RE INSANE I've got 99 zombies and a witch ain't one, For my life, run run run, there's no time, her twisted fun, I've got 99 zombies and a witch ain't... Cauldron stirring whispers] Clawing at my back You're cute, But I'M professional AND READY TO ATTACk I've got 99 zombies and a witch ain't one, For my life, run run run, there's no time, her twisted fun, I've got 99 zombies and a witch ain't... In Survival of the Sickest I have earned my throne Love's an Armageddon I have fault alone You're just one of a hundred Monsters in his bed Who cares he loves you most? When I've ripped off your head... Fighting like a girl, Not a grave I like to dig BUT THIS. IS. WAR! I've got 99 zombies and a witch ain't one, For my life, run run run, there's no time, her twisted fun, I've got 99 zombies and a witch ain't...
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It's my party, I'll die if I want to, my funeral, nobody asked you, it's my party I'll die if I want to - DIE DIE DIE I WANT TO! Today is a gift, that's why it's "present" Well life has shit taste, I'm not saying thank you, or sharing my cake, I'll burst the balloons at this wake COS It's my party, I'll die if I want to, my funeral, nobody asked you, it's my party I'll die if I want to - DIE DIE DIE I WANT TO! If life was to live for, it wouldn't invite Kids I don't like, It's not what I wanted, no more playing nice, GIVE ME TOYS OR I WILL BITE COS It's my party, I'll die if I want to, my funeral, nobody asked you, it's my party I'll die if I want to - DIE DIE DIE I WANT TO! We're all gathered here today, smile for the camera, what's not to celebrate, sing happy deathday, we're gathered anyway, dressed in our finest, what's not to celebrate? We're one brat minus. We're. Here. HOORAY. Play Pass the Coffin, What's not to celebrate? I'm getting my own way - UH-OH! It's my party, I'll die if I want to, my funeral, nobody asked you, it's my party I'll die if I want to - DIE DIE DIE I WANT TO!
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Three cheers! The man who savaged hearts. Three cheers! His jolly lark, Now I, damaged and damned, Can only love with bottle in hand - Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, BOTTOMS UP! I'll love you longer, drink, remember, I don't wanna live forever, Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, BOTTOMS UP! I'll love you longer, dance, remember, I don't wanna live forever. The moon howls, for children of the night, Corsets, all that hold us tight, Hearts, decadent and damned, Can never trust past bottle in hand - Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, BOTTOMS UP! we'll love you longer, drink, remember, we don't wanna live forever, Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, BOTTOMS UP! I'll love you longer, dance, remember, we don't wanna live forever. In wine there is truth And we are sick of lies And the velvet cloak and dagger And Evil, The only flower Love can gather Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, BOTTOMS UP! we'll love you longer, drink, remember, we don't wanna live forever, Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, BOTTOMS UP! I'll love you longer, dance, remember, we don't wanna live forever. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, BOTTOMS UP! I'll love you longer, Love NEVER lasts forever, in the morning just forget... Her.
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Bubbleglum 03:44
Abandon all hope he who enter Her, Succubus palate perverse, Addict of the Vile refrain, Hook your tears up to my veins... It may be sick but sing along, MISERY THE SWEETEST SONG, Misery, like BUBBLEGLUM, I've brought enough for everyone... Gorge I shall, your deepest woes, Gorge until you're naught but bone, When skeleton screams thrill no more, Off I crawl for misery, MORE MORE MORE! It may be sick but sing along, MISERY THE SWEETEST SONG, Misery, like BUBBLEGLUM, I've brought enough for everyone... Cannibal hearts go BOOM BOOM BOOM But only for the DOOM DOOM DOOM x2 Sung for me, no lullabies, All I've rehearsed, bloody lies, I will carve every word, On your heart too so you can LEARN It may be sick but sing along, MISERY THE SWEETEST SONG, Misery, like BUBBLEGLUM, I've brought enough for everyone...
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Santa's Slay 03:58
Christmas eve, what could Billy do? No little present, to wrap for Lily-Sue =( So he rips out his heart, ties a big bow, With bloody gift in hand, to Lily's house did go... But Lily, spoilt brat, just said, POO! POO! Now watch out Lily, Santa's coming for you cos: SANTA SAW, SANTA SAW, SANTA SEES ALL... Santa's slay, Santa's slay, Santa's on his bloody way... No time to cry, apologise, his naughty list in BLOOD he writes... HO HO HO, HO HO HO, HO HO OH NO... Christmas mourn, a jingle on the roof, From bed sneaks Jim with a camera for proof, But LO! Jimmy spies, by the fire place, Yummy mince pies, and stuffs his little face, Washing it down, mulled brandy, Behind. A growl: OI! THAT WAS FOR ME! SANTA SAW, SANTA SAW, SANTA SEES ALL... Santa's slay, Santa's slay, Santa's on his bloody way... No time to cry, apologise, his naughty list in BLOOD he writes... HO HO HO, HO HO HO, HO HO OH NO... Santa dreams of a world, Well behaved boys and girls. But that doesn't happen, Hence all the stabbin', And skinnin', and killin', THE FEAR, Thank your tinsel stars it's only once a year... SANTA SAW, SANTA SAW, SANTA SEES ALL... Santa's slay, Santa's slay, Santa's on his bloody way... No time to cry, apologise, his naughty list in BLOOD he writes... HO HO HO, HO HO HO, HO HO OH NO...
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https://venusdevilo.bandcamp.com/merch/the-night-before-christmassacre-by-venus-de-vilo-pdf-download Order the original PDF fully illustrated violent and vicious comic book of The Night Before Christmassacre in order to have all the lyrics and accompanying visuals.
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Stalk Me 03:09
~ STALK ME ~ Hearts break and love dies, But crazy is forever... Cheap cherry chocolates, I won't eat them Sickly promises, boys never keep them Teddies, trinkets, like affections bought and sold BORING! I want his love to strike terror into my soul Stalk me, Stalk me, Stalk me, Shock me, haunt me... Raging obsession, take us to our grave Broken bones and rotting roses in the mail He won't forget me, for I'm all He dreams Forever in my shadows He will NEVER leave Stalk me, Stalk me, Stalk me, Shock me, haunt me... For Hearts break and love dies, But crazy is forever... My heart it is for you to eat and adore Blood stains your lips like my kiss 'Cause it takes one to know one And I want to know you It takes one to know one And I... Stalk me, Stalk me, Stalk me, Shock me, haunt me... For Hearts break and love dies, But crazy is forever... Nothing says “I Love You” like “Your head, one day, I'll sever...” STALK ME. © Venus de Vilo 2016
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~ Mourning After The Fright Before ~ Ready to die tonight I am, are you? Sick suffocating world of shadows – I'm through Who we are, let us find Cyanide salute to fates unknown – it's time (Let us see – the light!) Mourning after the fright before, The crawl of shame through the valley of fear No more... Baptism of blood, we're born anew Hand in hand, claw and carve the life we choose Strange, wary, this path may be NEVER AGAIN TO NOTHING WILL IT LEAD Mourning after the fright before, The crawl of shame through the valley of fear No more... We all feed maggots In The End Do you want them to choke on the husk of a coward Dragged to Death? Fail – we may But the worms will banquet on the feast of the Glory Of The Choice we made... Mourning after the fright before, The crawl of shame through the valley of fear No more... © Venus de Vilo 2016
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White straps and buckles Our tender embrace, French kissing tablets That make you fade. Electro shock tickles Boudoirs with padding, Undying love My imagining. Roses are red, kisses blue, Love is crazy and I am too. Crazy for you... In this world you love me warm limbs entwined, Your orders don't restrain My name not reviled. There's no “Her” Big boys don't cry, The only death are little And you're still alive. Your yumm yumm body, They'll never find, The only remains in my mind, Your heart, at last mine, In pastry puff with a glass of wine.
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Fangtasy 03:56
Interview with the beast, Dark One- Have a seat, Lord Lust and Fear, Honoured you're here. Hungered oceans of time, Wine with you Bathory style, Iron Maiden dreams, Touch me, make them real, Make me... Burn, bleed, what you need just, Give me you my Fangtasy, Burn, bleed, what you need just, Bite me. Bite me. My Fangtasy. From Dusk 'Til Dawn, stake me, His wicked game, play me, Lestatilicious leather kisses, Bruised bones, bleeding wrists. The rot in erotic, True Death- I want it, What a sad world, To love is to hurt. Oooooh.... In the morning run, run.. Love is Van Helsing with the sun. And there is no love when there's a price, Oh lonely virtue, Breeds the coldest vice. Oooooh....

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The Voice of Horror: Venus de Vilo presents the ultimate undead party slaylist!

Scarental Advisory: The Greatest Frights Hellection 2012 - 2017 contains thirteen of Venus de Vilo's most horrific classics from the crypt.

Zombies, vampires, Frankenstein's Monster, ghosts, evil Santa Claus, Victorian tea parties, stalkers, cannibals, Sleepy Hollow heartbreak and more!

Everything on one abominable album that you need to get your bloody, beastly freak on.

For more information on the musical nonsense of The Voice of Horror Venus de Vilo: www.facebook.com/VenusDeViloTheVoiceOfHorror/

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released September 29, 2018

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Venus de Vilo Dublin, Ireland

The Voice of Horror: Venus de Vilo is an Irish based theatrical musician specialising in the vaudeville, macabre and bloody side of dark horror music and art.

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